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Easy guide to the hogwarts houses

Slytherin: would kill for a loved one, regardless of the consequences or collateral damage.
Gryffindor: would die for a loved one, not really thinking about the consequences or collateral damage.
Ravenclaw: would take a step back, look at every possible solution and pick the best one for that specific situation.
Hufflepuff: would do whatever the fuck it takes to protect or avenge their loved ones while trying to keep low CD count. 

(Source: pancakebatters, via stormbjorns)

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imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread

later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”

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